At ten o'clock in the morning, or whatever time it was, a Las Vegas-style show began. ​  

     Lights flooded the stage...

     where four figures, draped in golden robes, assumed each of the four corners.

     And then, from above...

     a fifth golden figure descended, lowered to the stage by a golden length of rope.

​     His feet touched the stage, he let go of the rope, then let his robe fall from his shoulders. 

​     It was Gideon Goldbody, of course. 

​     Gideon Goldbody, nude and glittering gold except for a single cloth around his privates.

​     "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, indicating the window to his right. "We have arrived."


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